Baseball Humor

Now that the Orioles have stumbled out of 1st place in the AL-East, it's hard to find any humor, but here's an oldie:

Two men loved baseball very much. They pondered, "Is there baseball in Heaven?" One day, one man was run over by a car. A month later, the other received a mysterious phone call. He picked up the reciever and heard his friend's voice. The friend said, "I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that they do have baseball in Heaven. " The bad news is that you're pitching tomarrow.

The moral of the story: Stay out of the rotation.